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How to Stop Annoying Notifications on Your Phone

Wednesday, January 9th, 2013

Does your phone give you a peppy little notification sound, but then not give you any indication of what it was notifying you about, even after you thought you turned all the notifications off in all your apps?

Would you like to set an alarm on your phone that vibrates silently, without forcing you to choose some sound to play?

If your answer to either of these questions is yes, then I have the simplest hack in the world for you: Silence.

Here you can download an mp3 file consisting of one second of silence:

[right click to download]

Put this little block of silence on your phone like you would a song.

To get rid of all default sound notifications across all apps, select the block of silence as your default notification sound. If you want a specific app to actually be able to notify you with a sound, then if the app allows you to select a different notification sound, then do so for that app.

To have a silent vibrating alarm, then, with your clock or alarm app, select this as the alarm sound, then optionally select vibrate.

You could also choose silence as the personalized ringtone for someone – if that suits your purposes.

The block of silence – or several of them together – is also a way to add spacers between songs in your iTunes playlist (or Banshee, Amarok, Clementine, or other music player software).

Why did I choose to put this up on the blog today? Well, you guessed it, my phone just made a little notification sound and it left no trace of why.

I like my little phone most of the time, but I’m tired of it acting like everything it does is the MOST IMPORTANT thing in my life.

DING! I JUST UPDATED YOUR AIRLINE APP!! Gee, thanks for letting me know that while I’m getting cut off in a construction zone during a rainstorm. And if your battery level gets too low for your comfort, why don’t you let me know that, too, and I’ll just pull over on the side of this bridge and try to flag down a trucker so I can take care of that for you.

After decades of advancement in electronics, we have somehow circled back to the equivalent of the blinking 12:00 from VCRs of the 1980s.

Maybe technology really is cyclical.